Hello readers! Here is an excerpt from my personal narrative, live on Club Mid today.
I take my current age and subtract 18 from it, giving me my total laundry years. Then, I consider the average number of loads I do a week. Five. I decide to take a brief reprieve from matching socks and take out my phone, multiplying that number by 52. I do one final calculation, multiplying the number of loads per year by the number of laundry years.
4,425 lifetime loads.
I set the phone down and take another sip from my wine glass.
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~Chaos Contemplated (for now)